ayilachan asked: To whomever is responsible for your Twilight recast: I fucking love you. I hate Twilight with a passion, but if it was cast as you put here, Robert Downey jr as Jacob, Viggio as Edward, and SEAN BEAN as Bella... I would have watched the damn movie over and over and over again

why thank you, friend!

we felt more… experienced actors would be better suited to portray the depth, passion and emotion that should be present in an adaption of Stephenie Meyer’s masterpiece.



aaaand that’s that!

we’re all outta twilight, and all outta ideas

so srsly, if you want more quality recasts, you gotta hook us up with a film

but until then, you’re all wonderful people, merry christmas everyone, and we’ll see you later!

-spencer







Twilight recast
⇒ Billy Black - Gerard Butler



Just keepin’ it real, son.

Twilight recast

⇒ Billy Black - Gerard Butler

Just keepin’ it real, son.





Twilight recast
⇒ Esme Cullen - Willow Smith


So CUTE!

Twilight recast

⇒ Esme Cullen - Willow Smith

So CUTE!





Twilight recast
⇒ Carlisle Cullen - Pee-wee Herman


Give me a hand… take your belt off.

Twilight recast

⇒ Carlisle Cullen - Pee-wee Herman

Give me a hand… take your belt off.





Twilight recast
⇒ Emmett Cullen - Joseph Gordon-Levitt


She thinks we cheat.

Twilight recast

⇒ Emmett Cullen - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

She thinks we cheat.





Twilight recast
⇒ Rosalie Hale - Channing Tatum


Is she even Italian?

Twilight recast

⇒ Rosalie Hale - Channing Tatum

Is she even Italian?





Twilight recast
⇒ Jasper Hale - Justin Bieber


Pleasure to meet you.

Twilight recast

⇒ Jasper Hale - Justin Bieber

Pleasure to meet you.





Twilight recast
⇒ Alice Cullen - Shia LaBeouf


Oh, you do smell good.

Twilight recast

⇒ Alice Cullen - Shia LaBeouf

Oh, you do smell good.




Twilight recast
⇒ Those Bad Vampires - Some of the Black Eyed Peas

Bad Vampire #1: We are so evil.Bad Vampire #2: Yeah I know.Bad Vampire #3: Hey, let’s go do evil stuff! Bad Vampire #2: Great idea!

Twilight recast

⇒ Those Bad Vampires - Some of the Black Eyed Peas

Bad Vampire #1: We are so evil.
Bad Vampire #2: Yeah I know.
Bad Vampire #3: Hey, let’s go do evil stuff!
Bad Vampire #2: Great idea!